Post by Axe Elf on Jul 30, 2018 17:31:15 GMT -5
Tired of the rampant over-regulation of fantasy football forums?
The Huddle forums are virtually dead due to ham-handed moderating that sent a sizeable number of its members emigrating over to the Scramble forums--where they hardly even talk about football any more. Fantasy Football LiveWire went belly-up after moderating all of their fantasy-savvy members to other boards, leaving only a few brainless mouthbreathers to parrot fantasy football news from other sites and pat each other on the back for doing so. RotoWorld is not only cursed with some of the worst "professional" fantasy football analysis on the planet, but the virtually-undisputed worst moderation in their strictly content-controlled forums as well. Even when one of their top administrators was forced to admit that a moderator had made a bad decision, they said they would still stand behind them anyway, "because they're staff." And more than one staff at the Football Guys forums have been outed as having multiple accounts, using the shill accounts to provoke members to violate the Terms of Service, and then using their administrative powers to censure those members when they can't win the argument they started.
The fantasy football world is screaming for a new place to meet, to play, to learn, and to gain the knowledge that is needed to win fantasy football leagues--which, as we all know, is the sole proprietary domain of Axe Elf. Fantasy owners needed a place where they could sit at the feet of the master and discuss his fantasy football wisdom--without fearing the Stark Fist of Removal that censors, suspends, and bans members for expressing themselves.
Axe Elf has answered the call by announcing the opening of...
Here, I don't expect to have to use my godlike powers of moderation very often--although I do reserve the right to deal with anyone who can't handle the responsibility of self-regulation in a mature manner on their own. I am hoping for more of a Utopian Anarchy, where everyone treats everyone else with care and respect, so there is never any need for authoritative guidance--but we'll see if human nature allows for that.
While the ÆFFEN services are currently limited to what may appear to be just another message board (although one bright and garish enough to mimic the neon underground nightlife), many other services are envisioned for the coming years, including...
While some of the aforementioned activities may end up as premium services in the future, Axe Elf's Fantasy Football Emporium & Nightclub and all the wisdom it contains are currently one hundred percent FREE!!! And as premium services become available in the future, special consideration and discounts will always be offered to pre-existing ÆFFEN members first--so don't delay--if you're not in the club already, sign up TODAY!
Enjoy...
The Huddle forums are virtually dead due to ham-handed moderating that sent a sizeable number of its members emigrating over to the Scramble forums--where they hardly even talk about football any more. Fantasy Football LiveWire went belly-up after moderating all of their fantasy-savvy members to other boards, leaving only a few brainless mouthbreathers to parrot fantasy football news from other sites and pat each other on the back for doing so. RotoWorld is not only cursed with some of the worst "professional" fantasy football analysis on the planet, but the virtually-undisputed worst moderation in their strictly content-controlled forums as well. Even when one of their top administrators was forced to admit that a moderator had made a bad decision, they said they would still stand behind them anyway, "because they're staff." And more than one staff at the Football Guys forums have been outed as having multiple accounts, using the shill accounts to provoke members to violate the Terms of Service, and then using their administrative powers to censure those members when they can't win the argument they started.
The fantasy football world is screaming for a new place to meet, to play, to learn, and to gain the knowledge that is needed to win fantasy football leagues--which, as we all know, is the sole proprietary domain of Axe Elf. Fantasy owners needed a place where they could sit at the feet of the master and discuss his fantasy football wisdom--without fearing the Stark Fist of Removal that censors, suspends, and bans members for expressing themselves.
Axe Elf has answered the call by announcing the opening of...
Axe Elf's Fantasy Football Emporium & Nightclub.
("It's ÆFFEN GREAT!")
Here, I don't expect to have to use my godlike powers of moderation very often--although I do reserve the right to deal with anyone who can't handle the responsibility of self-regulation in a mature manner on their own. I am hoping for more of a Utopian Anarchy, where everyone treats everyone else with care and respect, so there is never any need for authoritative guidance--but we'll see if human nature allows for that.
While the ÆFFEN services are currently limited to what may appear to be just another message board (although one bright and garish enough to mimic the neon underground nightlife), many other services are envisioned for the coming years, including...
- Advice Accountability - A formal system for tracking lineup questions that will show every member's percentage of correct answers, so that you can take your advice from the most reliable advisors.
- Fantasy Football Poker - Players are randomly dealt a "hand" (team) from the top fantasy players and invest in the strength of their hands against others at their table.
- Superhero Fantasy Football - FF leagues in which each team assumes the persona of a member of the Avengers or Justice League, allowing them to invoke "superpowers" that affect the scores of their own players and their opponents' players.
- Fantasy Football Dating - Weekly contests based on matching singles in the context of their shared love of fantasy football.
- And I'm open to any other great ideas from the fanbase!
While some of the aforementioned activities may end up as premium services in the future, Axe Elf's Fantasy Football Emporium & Nightclub and all the wisdom it contains are currently one hundred percent FREE!!! And as premium services become available in the future, special consideration and discounts will always be offered to pre-existing ÆFFEN members first--so don't delay--if you're not in the club already, sign up TODAY!
Enjoy...